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The New Yorker

Sarah Miller: Shouts & Murmurs

Daily humor, from The New Yorker....

The New Yorker

Sarah Miller: Shouts & Murmurs

Daily humor, from The New Yorker....

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The New Yorker

New Parenting Study Released

A recent study has shown that if parents read one more long-form piece about parenting they will go fucking ape shit....

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The New Yorker

Positive Book Reviews

Ishmael is a really good guy, while Ahab allows us to remember that anger happens when we don’t process sadness....

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The New Yorker

Turning Your Cell Phone Off for Folks Born Before 1950

O.K., there’s a button on the left-hand side of your phone. Push that button....

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The Devil and Bob Costas

I looked into my scorched, red eyes. I saw the fires of eternal damnation burning deep within my soul....

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Gwyneth Paltrow Talks to Terry Gross About Uncoupling

She announced that she and Chris Martin are “consciously uncoupling.” Gwyneth, welcome to “Fresh Air.”...

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Bears of Lake Tahoe Town Meeting

The health-subcommittee chair reported that the best way to eliminate the smell of rotting salmon between your claws is repeated licking....

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HGTV Was Worried Audience Might Think Benham Brothers Were Gay

HGTV’s reason for cancelling a show had nothing to do with revelations that the hosts were virulently homophobic....

The New Yorker

Shouts & Murmurs

Daily humor, from The New Yorker....